Cleaning Poem

I am a machine embroiderer, not very good at it yet, but I am working on it. I subscribe to a few embroidery sites and one of them is OregonPatchWorks Embroidery Design Mall. Some of the people who work there are just plain funny. This one came in my e-mail today and I just had to share it!  I know people who resemble this poem (maybe even me!! :-0) Any way do enjoy and until nest time remember you "Can Fly With Fairy Dust!!

I asked the Lord to tell me

Why my house is such a mess.

He asked if I'd been 'computering',

And I had to answer 'yes.'

He told me to get off my fanny,

And tidy up the house.

And so I started cleaning up...

The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.

That really did the trick....

I was just admiring my good work.

I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops - I found

A real absorbing site

That I got SO way into it -

I was into it all night.

Nothings changed except my mouse.

It's very, very shiny.

I guess my house will stay a mess......

While I sit here on my hiney.