1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for
doing well.
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, Night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending
machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who
don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50
chance of getting something right, there's a 90%
probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world
end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try
to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those that wait may be the
things left by those who got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a
man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking
beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in
the dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in
the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough
to get out of jury duty.
Well, until next time remember
You Can Fly with Fairy Dust!!
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